escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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