turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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