Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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