Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dignity is for republicans.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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