You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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