she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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