Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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