I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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