im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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