that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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