You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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