Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Randomize
