So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He felt like a one man threesome
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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