Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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