How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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