to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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