Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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