are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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