Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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