You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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