you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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