in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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