Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize