you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Also, beer. Big fan.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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