if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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