Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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