Please, let me fuck your mom
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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