the new term for farting is butt boxing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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