you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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