I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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