Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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