we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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