happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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