The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
