she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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