You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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