Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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