How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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