Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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