eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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