Will you blow on my dice?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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