some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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