Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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