very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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