you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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