Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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