I am puke
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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