I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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