new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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