Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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