Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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