I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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