She's JV to your varsity
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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