Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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