it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think my fart just growled at me.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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