Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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